Sunday 13 July 2014

"I say old boy, I've just been handed this note and I don't have my spectacles; what does it say?"

"It says 'From the Club Secretary. Why aren't either of you wearing any clothes?' "


If you're the nervous type, stop hanging out of the window.


In 1958, the man in the knitted bobble-hat gave way to the man in the tweed flat cap and leather driving gloves.


Austin Maxi - It goes with a way of life. But not this one.

And that fellow in the cheesecloth shirt - put some shoes on!


Just to remind you; your life has not been totally without success.


'Nuff said.